Have you ever wanted to make fun of stupid people while you got drunk, a la April/Aubrey Plaza? Well, this is literally THE perfect combo of drinks, testing your deep Parks and Rec knowledge, and maybe being a lil snarky but in a cute way (cc: April).

Free to enter, bring a friend or team up with the friendly calzone addict next to you at the bar.

Win prizes! First Place Winner gets guts and glory, PLUS a $20 gift certificate. Second Place Winner gets a Dock Street four-pack of their choice.